1.) Bytes- Bytes are like, um.....let me compare 'em to some kind of fleshie food you may know....*thinks about it* Chips? I guess you can say they're like those things? Anyway, Bytes are just a quick lil' sumthin that peeps can eat to help charge 'em up a lil', but you have to eat a LOOOOOT of them to get like fully charged and stuff.
2.) Shocking- We also kinda fed on each other too, but not like in a cannibal way or nuthin'. Whenever there is a peep who is real low on power and stuff, another peep can give them some of their power by wrapping their cords together and shocking 'em. Although this is like a way to get charged up, it's also considered a HUGE sign of affection, so close peeps,families, and couples do it to each other as a way to say "LOVE YOU!
Oh! But you get a better shock if you jack into the other person~ ; )
3.) Techie Stuff- Our bods can't digest fleshie food, but it can digest certain metals, wires, and broken techies. Younger MPs usually chew on wires and broken techies to have a teether to help them get through they're teething phase. It's kinda weird if older MPs still do it, but some just like to chew I guess...cuz it's not for the taste because we don't have taste buds and junk. ' o '
4.) Bottom Pluggers- I don't know the real name for these, cuz I don't like 'em and I don't use 'em, but I call 'em bottom pluggers...because um....you gotta...sit on the stand...and like....."plug it in"...your.....hnnnnn.......and I just think...that would be like...REALLLLLL uncomfortable ya' know?
And that's how we eat yo!