And it's been a while since I've did any animal species things, so pfft ; v ;
Have you guys ever seen those shows where they have the designers battle it out to be top dog? Do you HEAR the smack talk they say about each other and their styles? Not even just designers, but in almost every reality type show, there is usually somebody talking smack about somebody else's style. Heck, but that's IRL too and not just t.v.
But I was thinking about that one day...how people are about fashion...and how judgmental and rude and stuff people can get over it sometimes..
Like, we all have our own style and what may be fashionable to one person, just may not be fashionable to another...like whatevs pfft
And these lil' guys came from all that thinking about it pft ; v ;
(Note: Not all snootybootys look like these guys. These are just my example elegant wear adult brother and sister set, to show what babies 'can' grow into pfft ; v ;
-Snootybootys are native animals of the Mannequin Kingdom and are usually kept as pets by the more wealthier citizens and models.
-There are usually 3-4 pups born in each litter.
-They all start out completely white as newborns, but after a week, the females start to develop pink patches and the males develop blue ones. They also develop a 'mane-like' fluff around their heads.
-As soon as they are able to open their eyes, they are sold to their new owners. Why take them away from their mother so soon though? Well because too much stimulus and influence from the mother (and father) can cause problems for the new owner later on.
-You see, snootybootys are ALL about being fashionable~ but....while they're babies they don't know what 'fashionable' exactly is...so they look to their owner for guidance on the matter.
-As they grow during their first year, they observe and pay attention to ONLY the clothes that their owner wears and registers their owner's style as being what 'fashionable' is. Also during that year, their baby coat starts to change colors. Depending on the colors that it mostly sees from it's owner choice of clothes, determines what color their fur will be. (Because they want to be a fashionable color pfft ; v ; )
-Once hitting their second year, is when the 'snootiness' starts to show. If someone or something tries to interact with them that doesn't meet up to it's standards on what it considers 'fashionable', it will dislike it, turn it's nose up at it, and sassy walk away from it in disgust. If something it dislikes continues to stay around it, or ESPECIALLY it's master, than it will get defensive and will let out warning growls and bare it's teeth, in attempt to scare it away.
-Also by now it's mane like fur has grown and poofed out, covering it's eyes, and it's little poof tail has gotten poofer.
-It also has developed a new coat, that mimics the style of it's owner clothing style, which makes it looks like it's wearing clothes, but is actually just the pattern of their fur.
-Summers are hard for them because they have all that hot fur around their face, but it can't be cut because it could kill them...because their mane fur is like a 'shield' to them...to shield them from all the 'unfashionable ugliness of other's horrible fashion'..and the fur blocks some of it...so they don't have to get a full on view...but if it were gone..and they saw...ALL THE HORROR UP CLOSE..they would die from the impact of how horrible it was to them...
-Males are more likely to fight other males that they consider 'tacky', whereas females never get too physical with one another, but mostly try to strut their stuff and show off to one another and do low growls at each other and stuff...but hardly ever physical....I guess..think of them as being 'mean girls' about it pfft
-When it comes to people messing with their owners, females are the more aggressive ones (and possessive ones of the two as well). They usually give a warning slap with their paw and a low growl, and then it escalates to biting and barking. Males are usually fine, just so long as their owner is fine, but if they feel like things are escalating they just give a good bite. No warnings, just a quick bite, but only one. Unlesstheyfeelmoreisneeded.
-If their owner is given an 'unfashionable' piece of clothing...females will rip it up (to rid it's owner of such an eyesore) and then sassy walk away from it with her nose in the air...whereas a male will just urinate on it...and then sassy walk away from it with his nose in the air pfft
-If their owner changes their style to something extremely different (like..from elegant wear to punk) for like a permanent change (not a day or two or something), they start having mixed feelings about them..and usually start to either avoid them in hopes that this phase will end...or they start getting aggressive with them.
-They grow to be about like a size of like..an adult medium size dog pfft ; v ;
-They eat fabric, but they're picky on which kind they'll eat.
-All males have blue eyes, and all female have pink.
-Females have a lil' spot under their bottom lip, that makes it look like they have a bit of lipstick on. Males do not have that spot.
C'mon Chives! We shall not associate ourselves with such snooty snoots!))
Chives: wobbles away with his chin up high...in snootiness*
Andhgngnngnsnssssidkcuzthey'renotlikereallyfab,they'rejustreallyrandomlol ; 7 ;
But I'm glad you think they're cute!