And little dogs pfft.
But my cousin and I were looking at teacup puppies today, so that's what inspired these guys pfft ; v ;
But anyway~ pfft U v U
-Teacup pups are instant pets, like sea monkeys (if you don't know what those are whatrockdoyouliveunderlol you can google 'em~ cuz they're like sold in a lot of places U v U; ) pfft.
-In order to activate them, their teabag must be placed in a teacup full of hot water and some sugar, and be left to sit overnight.
-In the morning, the happy yips of a newborn teacup pup can be heard~ from wherever the cup was placed pfft~ U v U
-Their diet consists of only ONE THING. Sugar~ as long as it has sugar it's a happy little camper.
-However, if not fed enough sugar or it has digested it all....it's body starts to become darker and it's personality turns bitter (this is mimicked off how tea is, because without sugar it's just dark, bitter, and nasty, but when sugar is added it becomes lighter and sweeter~ so since they are just basically tea, then this is why losing sugar has this effect on them pfft ; v ; )
-When they become "unsweetened" (which is what this state is called) they become more aggressive and their contents start to boil, which makes their whole body scalding hot, including the cup.
-While unsweetened, their only goal is to find sugar at any cost, even if it means eating candy people.
-Although they are small and don't seem like they would be much of threat pfft......their little caffeinated bodies give them "quite" a speed boost....so they can charge pretty fast....and if they're mad too...hgnnn...let's just say...imagine a little fireball running into your leg or something...it might be a little fire...but a little fire can still cause a pretty good burn pfft. ( But they can't catch anyone on fire pfft, just scald them really bad~ ; v ; )
-So it's important that they always get sugar, so they won't go on a sugar hunting rampage lol, cuz they're really sweet when they're sweented pfft~ ; v ;
-They come in different flavors and have a nice aroma of whatever flavor they may be.
-They stay little forever.
-But once the tea leaves in their teabag runs out, they die~ ; v ;
And that's pretty much all their is too say about them pfft~ ))
I want one of those babes /BLAM
Create our own tea pup? ;3;
AWW! They are so cute!! I want one so bad!!
I want one soooo much! ]
A beeglepug pup: 8I...sniffs it and starts licking it from the behind*
OH MY GAW
oh my gaaawww))
Are you putting these up for adopting by chance? ))
Pfft, but I'm thinking about doing a adoptable thing for them, like a no point one, so I'll like put you on the list for one if you would like, which means you get to be part of first pick~ ; v ; ))
And for reading the description too~ because that's the part I work most in, but I don't think a lot of people read 'em lol XD ))